Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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