- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."