- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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