- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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