A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's better than a stick? A stone

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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