what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

hers a joke... japanese people

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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