- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

This is a random Anti joke.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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