- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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