- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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