- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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