- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

My spelling is horrible

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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