- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

The chickens have become self-aware!

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!