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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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