- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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