A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Hello

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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