Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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