- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Connor is homo

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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