In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Your Mom The End.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

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