how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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