- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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