why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A Serbian Film

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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