- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

j.p. is dumb

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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