- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Men's rights

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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