Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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knock knock come in !

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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