A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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