- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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