A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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dallen loves penis

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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