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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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