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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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