why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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civil rights

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What's big and purple? Barney

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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America

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Anti Joke

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