If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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lewis=cardiac

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Anti Joke

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