- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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