- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

XD Jackass.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??