Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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