The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Jack Stevens

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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