What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

there once was a black man who played basketball

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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