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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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