roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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