Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the chicken cross the road...

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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