- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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