- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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