- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

my penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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