- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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