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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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