Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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