- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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