- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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