Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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my penis

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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69.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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