- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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