Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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