What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

42

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...