What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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