- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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