If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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