- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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