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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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