what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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my penis

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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