- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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