Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Albino African Americans

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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No antijoke here.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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