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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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