why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

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