- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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