- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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