Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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drugs.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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