- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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