Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Albino African Americans

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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