womens rights

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Chris is hairy

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Diarrhea

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Chuck Norris.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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