- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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