- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate non minorities!

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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