- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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