This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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haha

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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