What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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