- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

an emo girl walked into a white room

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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