- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

The New York Giants

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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