- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A seal walks into a club.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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