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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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