Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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