Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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How High is a Chinese man

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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