- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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