Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Women's rights

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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