- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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