- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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