What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Do you play piano? No

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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american idol

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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